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Daddy America x Mommy Reader x Child Canada:  The Special Seed

You and your husband Alfred F. Jones were sitting in the family room.  He was reading the newspaper and you were knitting a blanket for you're expecting another child.  Where is your first?  Little Matthew was up in his room drawing a picture; he said something earlier about it being a surprise for you.  As you finished up on today's knitting, you hear the pitter patter of little feet coming your way.  You feel a little body press up to your knee and you look down to see Matthew up against your knee, holding a picture.  "Hi Mommy!" he said with a wide smile on his face.  You put your work down and lift the child up onto your lap.  "Hello Mattie, whatcha got there?"  Matthew looked at the paper once more then looked to you.  "Mommy I made this for you and Daddy!"  On cue Alfred put the newspaper down.  "Did someone say HERO?"  Matthew laughed and held the picture for the two of you to see.  "No (giggles), I make a picture of the family see.  It's Daddy, Mommy, Me with Kumajirou and my new little brother!"  You cuddled the child, "That sweet Mattie."  Matthew looked at Alfred.  "Daddy you like it right?"  Alfred smiled, "Of course I do!  In fact, can I hang it in the office at work?"  Matthew nodded and handed the drawing to his father.  "I think it's about time for someone's nap" you said getting up with Matthew in your arms.  "Mommy *yawns* I'm not tired yet."  You give a silent chuckle and carry the boy up to his room with your husband close behind.
You lay Matthew onto his bed with his polar bear plushie Kumajirou beside him.  Tucking him in he asks "Mommy where do babies come from?"  You were shocked, yes he's asked that threw out your pregnancy and you didn't quite answer him but why did he choose now?  "______, I'll answer this one."  Matthew sat up with his sleepy eager eyes.  "Now what I'm about to tell is a secret and you must never tell anyone.  You understand?"  Matthew nodded his head fast.  "You promise?"  Matthew put his tiny little pinkie out to his dad.  "I pinkie promise Daddy."  Alfred smiles at the boy and sits on the edge of his bed.  "Now I'm only going to tell you this once okay."  "Okay" Matthew responded.  "When a Mommy and Daddy love each other a lot and feel that they are ready for a baby, the Daddy takes the Mommy out to McDonald's and orders her a Big Mac."  Matthew had the cutest confused face you ever see, yes the story was stupid and silly but he was problem never going to ask for a long while.  "How does that make a baby?"  "You see McDonald's puts a special seed on the bun that will land in the Mommy's tummy and it grows into a baby."  You practically face palmed hearing the last part.  Matthew twirled his thumbs "Oh, okay."  "Yup and that's where babies come from!  Now how about you take that nap of yours?"  Alfred leaned forward and kissed the boy's forehead.  You did the same and he kissed you back.  Then Alfred and you walked out of his room.  Quietly Alfred laughed.  "That was the coolest story I have ever thought of right _______!"  You smile to him "Yeah, I guess it was."
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:icondizzieiskawie:
dizzieiskawie Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
What......the.......bloody........ Hell did I just READ?!
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Lemonchollytail Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015  Student Filmographer
wow, classic alfred
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FangirlingToTheMax Featured By Owner May 3, 2015
Me: *asks myself* Why did I like Big Macs?
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:iconmybat:
mybat Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Student General Artist
If my little cousin ask me that, that will be my answer! It will get the bloody child from eating that crap!
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Eliana89364057 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015
Aiya! Luckily I don't like McDonald's 
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:iconwhybot221:
Whybot221 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
its a good thing i don't like big macs
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ImZeFemPrussia Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015  Student Writer
*claps* good job Alfred
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RaymanGirl6 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
XD AMERICA BEST THEORY WHERE BABIES COME FROM EVER! 
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:icontheotakugurl:
theotakugurl Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Student General Artist
Really America? A Big Mac from McDonald's? Well then... Great job writer-chan! :)
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:iconlucijohn:
Lucijohn Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I don't like Big Mac's
Too high in fat
and plastic cheese
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Mia730730 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
and it came to be that Matthew never went to McDonalds ever again

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:icontheaminegirl327:
theaminegirl327 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014
holy crap..I ATE A BIG MAC TODAY!! o.o :panic: 
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:iconthecrazytardis5:
Thecrazytardis5 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Good luck! I hope it's a Italy!
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:icontheaminegirl327:
theaminegirl327 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
Thanks !! Italy (Globe Dance) [V2] 
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Germanyfan123321 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014
lol x]
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kawaiibunny4 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Will he got the seed part right
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:iconkiaadhd:
KiaADHD Featured By Owner May 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
SEX!! McD's version of SEX
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:icontheoneofyourstruly:
TheOneOfYOursTruly Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Student Writer
McD's version of having a baby...
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:iconsakuradrowned:
SakuraDrowned Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
OMG
The mcdonalds version of sex
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:iconheroineofalbion:
HeroineOfAlbion Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
When i asked my parents where babies came from...
They told me the real way... e.e
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Ghostly-Polar Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015
Same Bonnie Facepalm Chat Icon I was so young T-T
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:iconkawaii-otaku-girl:
kawaii-otaku-girl Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
McDonald's... Big Mac... Wtf?! o-e
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:iconstarrykitties:
Starrykitties Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Alfred: Yeah! That was the best story ever, right?!
Me: Pfft. I could've done better.
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:iconridleyboo:
Ridleyboo Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Student Writer
My idiot
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:iconfrancykirkland:
FrancyKirkland Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Student General Artist
Alfred:Ahahahaha~

Me: your an idiot... *smiles * but your my idiot
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creek17 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
Oh my god!!!!!! Just.... unexplainablely good!!!
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Firekitten12 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013
i knew hour babies came to b at a small age, my life sucked, but if I heard a story, I want it to b like America's story with McDonalds!
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everybodydotheflop65 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Is it bad that I thought of the seed and bu thing in a dirty way? XD I grew up with 6 boys [I have 5 bros and 1 dad so ya] so I have an interesting mind.... But still this~! So cuteee~!
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Huskeygirl3 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
Alfred your going to have to tell Him the real story!
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:iconforevergotenandbra:
forevergotenandbra Featured By Owner May 21, 2013   Writer
Cute Mattie!
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chestercatisawesome Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Student General Artist
bwahaha thats was too cute i'm going to ask my dad where babies come from *5mins later*
me: why did i ask that question i knew i thought he would say something funny like a cabage or lettuce
my canada plush: I-Idk .........
BTW CUTE STORY I WANT AMERICA AS MY DAD NOW LOVE IT SUPER DUPER MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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XxGulizarchanxX Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013   General Artist
XD I asked my mom about where babies come
From she just told I was sent from heaven to her.

BTW cute story
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AnimeLeaderVI Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013
Awww~
Thank You~!!!
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XxGulizarchanxX Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013   General Artist
Yw :3
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link2008 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
Too adorable! Ooh chibi canada too cute ^o^ and alfred's story made me giggle xD awesome job!
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:iconanimeleadervi:
AnimeLeaderVI Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
Awww Thank You~!!!! >U<
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:iconayakaito:
AyaKaito Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Lol my mum told me a story like that.... I DIDEN'T believe her
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:iconanimeleadervi:
AnimeLeaderVI Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
LOL Really?
You're the FIRST person to tell me you can relate to the story XD
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AyaKaito Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
XD
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:iconanimeleadervi:
AnimeLeaderVI Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
:D
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:iconayakaito:
AyaKaito Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Lol
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Mitchie98 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist
I luv the story! Good one with where babies come from. If that was me being asked that question, I will tell them the full blown truth and scar their minds forever or...................................................
RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconanimeleadervi:
AnimeLeaderVI Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
Thank You >u<
LOL, I might just show them how Howie Mandel explaining it.
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:iconmitchie98:
Mitchie98 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist
Cool. That would make things a WHOLE LOT interesting.
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:iconanimeleadervi:
AnimeLeaderVI Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
LOL
Yeah, it is a rather strange video
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:iconmitchie98:
Mitchie98 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist
Let's watch away!!!!!!!
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AnimeLeaderVI Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
....
LOL
did you want the link?
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:iconmitchie98:
Mitchie98 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist
Dude why?!?!?! Send me link s'il vous plaît!!!!!!
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:iconanimeleadervi:
AnimeLeaderVI Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
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Okay, but.... I um warn you it's weird and yeah.

[link]
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ChaoticPuffins Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh Alfred...
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